Castro

autosuficiencia:

In Spanish, we don’t really say “I love you” we say “traeme una cerveza” which roughly translates to “you are the light of my soul” & I think that’s beautiful.

tsar-bucks:

When he’s about to climax, whisper “the Lannisters send their regards” seductively in his ear and then stab him in front of his weeping mother.

scootyshabooty:

I just sit here sometimes like

wow

sexism is still a thing

the fact that sexism was ever a thing

it just

it’s beyond me

a woman pushes you out of her fucking BODY

and you grow up to be like ‘ahahaha women r stupid and weak’

i don’t get how that happens

(Source: mortalsiamdreaming)

circumlocute:

Books that people read romantically but shouldn’t because they’re missing the point:

1. Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov
2. Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare
3. The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald

ozzyosborntodie:

when i’m at the club i like to drop it lower than the standards in the american education system